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Dame Wotta Tripp's Earthly Credentials 

Dame Wotta Tripp   

Born: August 12, 18??  

Wotta Ælfgyth  Beatrice Blue Rosalyn Tripp  

the eldest daughter of 

Rosalyn Æthelswithe Margaret DeVere & Alexander Gareth Wanderlust Tripp (both deceased) 


No birth certificate or record of christening has yet been found 


Brother: Crichton Ælfric Aleister Eccles Tripp. Born: August 12 - 18?? - 1923 (deceased)


Half-sister: Jane Eldreda Elizabeth Rose Tripp. Born: August 12 - 1955 - (whereabouts kept private) 


Wotta Tripp's parents and her elder brother Crichton are buried in the Tripp church crypt, which is attached to an ancient family property in Cumberland in the north of England. 


It has been noted that Wotta Tripp's siblings were born on August 12, as she was herself. When asked once about these most peculiar coincidences she stated that it was the only day of the year that her mother would consider giving birth upon.



Her  parents were, as she is, secretive people who moved in high but shadowy circles. Alexander Tripp is rumoured to have a family connection to Gregory Rasputin, but this has never been verified. 


Alexander Tripp was, among other things, a jeweller and an ambassador for the British government and he frequently received postings to foreign countries. It is known that he enjoyed travel and adventure.


He often travelled with a cousin, Cockshutte Heathcote Effington, and at one time several stories circulated regarding their wild escapades.


He may also have been a spy, but Dame Wotta Tripp Advice is not the place to evaluate this suspicion. Information about his life can doubtless be ferreted out on the internet and elsewhere. 


Rosalyn Tripp was an accomplished watercolourist and a talented pianist. She was very interested in occultism and attended séances, hosting several herself over the years. She collected antique snuff bottles and fossils. She acquired many of the pieces in her collections while travelling with her husband.


Not much more is known about her older brother Crichton Tripp other than that he died in mysterious circumstances while abroad on family business in Egypt in the early part of the twentieth century. 


He was a very elderly man at that point, probably in his nineties, so his death should have come as no great surprise.


He was however considered to be in excellent health for his age and apparently there were rumours about an ancient secret, a forbidden discovery and an assassin who visited silently in the night.


Whatever happened, this essentially left Wotta Tripp and her much younger half-sister Jane alone in the world, the last surviving members of a family line that could be traced back a very long way.


Jane Tripp, who shares a father with Wotta Tripp, and is an artist and herself a psychic and researcher, is not thought to be close to her sister. Some of her research is rumoured to be absolutely incredible, but it is kept a close secret and Tripp prefers to remain completely out of the public eye.



No records of her education seems to exist except mention in a letter of a private girls boarding school, and the details of Wotta Tripp's childhood are as obscure as most of the extremely sketchy information available about her early life. 


It is thought that she was brought up in various locations abroad, perhaps in India and Eastern Europe, but the facts remain unclear. 


At some point the young woman returned to England where she received her title under the strangest of conditions, as recounted in 'Interview With Dame Wotta Tripp' . 


It is known that she was already dispensing advice by the late 1800's to an audience of largely middle-class sufferers. 


This advice was apparently given through private salons and via the vehicle of certain ladies' periodicals. 


She went on to pursue years of shadowy occult education in which she acquired an impressive array of psychic and mediumistic talents. 


She became ordained in 1856 at the Rendlesham Forest Priory. This in itself is a mystery as the priory is most obviously a male enclave, and we can only speculate as to why an exception was made in the case of Wotta Tripp's ordination. 


Dame Wotta's Ordination Certificate


DWT's Diploma


DWT's First Advice Column 

Two of Dame Wotta Tripp's famous Advice Columns, her very first, apparently used during one of her many previous lifetimes (above) & her current Column, seen below. 

DWT's Present Advice Column

Whatever secrets lie buried in her shadowy past that could explain all the discrepancies, including the enigma of her true age, they have been protected so well that researchers have come up empty-handed time and time again. 


Dame Wotta Tripp is a member of the Accredited Gemologists Association, and owns a producing sequin mine in Romania, where she is also rumoured to have family ties. 


She has remained single, secretive and fiercely independent, as perhaps befits her peculiar station, and she leaves no known heirs to what must by now be a substantial estate.  

Moonshine Manor

Above: Dame Wotta Tripp's residence in an undisclosed area of the UK. Is it from here that she writes the letters of advice for which she is famous? 


We can't be certain. Her website address is kept a total secret and nobody knows where it's located. 


"It would never do", she has been heard to say, "to put at risk all the personal information that is sent to me by those who have put their trust in me. I guard it with my life". 


Brave words indeed. 


For more information see also:

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Below: Jane Tripp, Dame Wotta Tripp's much younger half-sister, is an artist.

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"All  barriers of race and custom disappeared because of her phenomenal audience interaction. The fact that Wotta Tripp got a lengthy standing ovation from this diverse group as they tried to find the exit before smoke engulfed the building shows that she is the absolute best!" 

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- Beyond Hope Mental Health Association 


"Dame Wotta Tripp brought laughs, amazement, and fun to our meeting, providing magic audience participation, with people repeatedly appearing and disappearing all night long. This set a perfect tone for our year's-end meeting."

- Association for the Visually Impaired


"Thankfully, there is no way that anyone else can do what Dame Wotta Tripp does. During cocktails Dame Wotta mingled with us all and performed some of her one-on-one psychic readings and then remained after her presentation for almost twelve hours, reading minds and talking to our customers, all the while keeping the exit doors magically locked ... incredible!"

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"At our National Manager’s meeting Dame Wotta was fantastic. Her informative, inspirational, yet entertaining presentation struck straight to the heart of the matter. Right after the event her books went flying right off the table! Fortunately, there were few injuries reported and the evenings undertakings continued in a sensational manner. Nobody can hold a candle to her!"

- Phoenix Casket Company, Inc. 


"Dame Wotta Tripp's performance stopped traffic & mesmerized the crowd. However, she didn’t stop there, creating a huge buzz at our show by drawing thousands of attendees & successfully driving qualified leads right through our booth. The loud splintering noises attracted a huge crowd. You get more than your money's worth, when you use Wotta Tripp!"

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