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April 2012
Announcing Ishfold's First Novel

'Squirrel In The Wind'

Location: North America

Squirrel In The Wind

 

 

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"Hello", said the black cat politely. He was sunning himself, stretched luxuriously on the softest of emerald summer turf.

"Oh, bugger off!" said the tall man who was walking by with an irritated, distracted look on his taut face.

With that, the cat jumped up, nipped the unfortunate fellow sharply in the testicles with his penetrating hunting teeth and then ran nimbly away, the warm hour quite ruined for him.

The shaken man hurried back home, five doors down, and told his family about the terrible attack.

They were so upset they took in the still-damp washing from the line, locked the doors and windows and drew all the curtains tightly shut.

Squirrel, watching silently from the shadows of the assaulted man's garden, noted all of these events thoughtfully.

Things were changing in this area, and not for the better.

Squirrel didn't like this at all. Not one bit. A big brown dog raced suddenly into view, off the leash and lolloping about all over the place in an undisciplined, air-headed manner.

Squirrel chittered out a shrill warning, leaping swiftly from branch to branch as he ascended the old elm tree that represented his home in the center of the territory he tirelessly patrolled.

He positioned himself where he could comfortably see the entire area without being spotted himself. He knew there were hungry owls around, even though it wasn't night yet.

He thought that maybe he'd be lucky, that he'd get a quiet evening. No personal drama, a good stash of acorns, seeds filched from the bird-feeders and the popcorn that nasty plump blonde child who lived next door had left unattended while he amused himself poking a stick at any bug unfortunate enough to catch his beady little eye.

If he was really lucky, he might get to watch the racoons out looking for food, or even a decent cat fight or two to keep the incipient boredom at bay. After all, it was almost the full of the moon.

Squirrel looked up at the sky, calculating the hours until darkness. If he was really, really lucky, he would get to watch various beasts having sex. This was Squirrel's one weakness, something he didn't want any other creature to know about him.

He could feel himself becoming aroused just thinking about it. He had to clear his head and stay alert. It was vital.

A sudden breeze caressed his grey and fawn fur. Pleasant at first, it rapidly became chill. Too cold for the time of the year.

Yes, he must stay alert. He couldn't afford to indulge himself any longer. Because something bad, something evil, had invaded Squirrel's peaceful, orderly neighbourhood. He could smell it, feel it, almost taste it on the unnatural gusts of frigid air.

He moved a little further into the tangled inner branches of the tree and fluffed up his fur, seeking warmth and comfort, fighting to quell the rapidly expanding feeling of dread that threatened to overwhelm him. No sex spectaculars for him, then.

Because if what he suspected turned out to be true, then he was the only one left who knew how to fight the coming blight, the ancient, creeping evil.

A squirrel in the wind, alone...



 

Perhaps the first work of fiction to ever be written by a cat, this novel represents a stunning communication breakthrough and the rising of a fierce new talent in the horror writing genre.


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