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Welcome To The Confessional 

Welcome to the Confessional - You Have Made the Correct Choice.



Absolution? Absolutely!

The Reverend Wotta Tripp is both qualified to hear your confession and grant absolution and reconciliation to you, the sinner.


Her professional staff always cover the ear closest to the confessional upon passing nearby through the draughty corridors of the web site, and your crimes will not be spoken of outside of Dame Wotta Tripp Advice.


A keen sense of sorrow regarding your sins is a very good start to a confession and you should be feeling eager if apprehensive. In fact this feeling of penitence is a requirement in order to confess properly and thoroughly, thus being in a position to receive a jolly good absolution.


Dame Wotta Tripp is of the opinion that unburdening the soul upon occasion keeps psychiatrist offices less busy.


You are probably wondering what type of sins are worthy of confession? Let us review this question.



Original Sin

A concept that is entirely and utterly fabricated nonsense. And in using the term original I am not referring to imaginative or creative sin, which is an entirely different category, and far more interesting.



Venial Sin

This simply means a sin that's forgivable, a relatively minor affair. It can even mean a sin committed accidently, such as knocking over elderly people in your rush to get to the head of the queue.



Mortal Sin

 A mortal sin is supposed to be more serious and put your soul at risk. This utter tosh compels me to speak out, for all sins are relative to many other circumstances, and no man shall say when another's soul may be at risk.


If you consider carefully, you will see that mortal sin is certainly much easier to deal with and less complex than immortal sin.


Mortal sin will however destroy character, and probably your reputation as well, in the end.



Sins of Commission

Actual sin. The real deal. Is this your kind of sin, dear reader? Planned, active and well considered sinning?



Sins of Omission

A sin of omission occurs not when a person commits a sin, but rather they fail to carry out an action when they know that they really should do so.


For instance, not telling someone when they are on fire is a sin of omission. So is failing to pay a debt or take the time to help. It's all about what you don't do.



Very, Very Bad Sin

Please see below under Warning!





   Can You Afford Not To Tell Her? 




Why Wotta?

There are many reasons why a person should unburden themselves to one such as she, who may grant absolution and relieve the supplicant of their anxiety, guilt and deep inner shame.


So release your inner demons and unleash your inner weasel, for it is time to bare you soul before One Who Knows.


Penance is merely a way of balancing energy, of affirming that what we did or didn't do might not have been such a good idea after all, and we feel we might now wish to stop - or start - doing that thing. Or not.


In any case it is of little import as Dame Wotta Tripp owns a Quantum Scale that is capable of measuring degraded holographic soul energy by the nano-particle, thus accurately gauging both the density of your acts of unreason and their consequences.


You simply couldn't be in better hands!



Wotta Tripp's Old Confessional

Above: Dame Wotta Tripp's old confessional awaiting repairs in the storage room of her web site. 





Wotta Tripp will almost always grant absolution to a true penitent in distress.


There are times however, when unpleasant as the task may be, she has to refuse solace on the grounds that:


the sin was of sufficient magnitude to warrant action of a different nature



Under these rare and unusual circumstances Dame Wotta Tripp will instead immediately instigate magickal binding practices in order to perform damage control in the form of a pre-emptive strike against the would-be perpetrator.


This occurs when Wotta Tripp has viewed somebody, as she always does prior to absolution and sees them, for instance, committing a heinous future crime.


Usually this crime is already taking shape, growing like some poisonous and baneful seedling in the squalid and turgid undertow of the left ventricle of a faithless, cruel and sadistic heart stained with unhygienic passions.


Or maybe a jealous or greedy one. Or perhaps a heart maddened by injustice and wild grief.


But usually just some unsavoury and probably insanitary little person with evil on their mind - someone who doesn't at all deserve Dame Wotta Tripp's Sterling Services.


Of course, it can also happen when Dame Wotta believes someone will benefit from 'special penance' for other reasons.



In either instance you will be sent for


Wottributional Flames



where you will be processed and fitted to a suitable punishment! 



NOTE: Those of you who desire a more public penance may upload confessional videos to You Tube and send me the link. I will then embed you in my web site. This will not be painful and will cause no lasting spiritual damage. Alternately, you may write your confession to The Reverend Dame Wotta Tripp using the form provided. The link can be found at the bottom of the page.





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