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"I just couldn't find the words myself because the situation was so highly emotionally charged. I had to let him know - it was awful. Dame Wotta Tripp easily found the words that I couldn't come up with. I know it seemed rather unnecessarily cruel at the time, but it really was all that would work at that point. I hear he's getting over it a bit now, and the scars on his body are fading nicely, so I can finally move on with my life. My heartfelt thanks to DWT!"  

D.L. 

 

"Thanks so much for making me look so good. I can tell you I got the job of my dreams after I sent that letter out. The head shots were an excellent idea and there isn't a funeral home in the country that wouldn't want to hire me now! Ace service!"  

Harry L. 

 

"Dame Wotta was right! after I sent the letter containing 'the little secret' everything changed. Now everybody treats me very well and I am not used like a servant any more. I get the respect I really deserve and am no longer tied to lamp posts and stuff like that as a 'joke'. I do believe the people involved are just a bit scared of me now. Thank you!" 

F.O. 

 

"A friend in Mumbai told me about Dame Wotta Tripp and her services. I was facing the very difficult job of explaining to my girlfriend in the US that I would not in fact be returning to Biloxi after all. The letter Wotta Tripp wrote for me did a great job of convincing Clare via a confession that I'm a jerk, a liar and also involved in shady dealings that could in the end implicate her. It worked very well, because Clare wrote to me afterwards saying she wanted nothing more to do with me. What impresses (but also unnerves) me is the way Dame Wotta knew all those things about me, because I didn't actually tell her! Well worth the token charge for the service."  

Devon

 

"I'm very happy with the letter writing service. Everybody needs an alibi once in a while. Thanx muchly, Dame!"  

Abeline 

 

"I know it's cowardly, but I just couldn't find the courage or the words to ask for a much-deserved raise at work. When I got the letter Dame Wotta Tripp had written for me I finally found what it took to give it to my boss. Of course, it wasn't fun at first, hunting for a new job, a bit scary after all these years, but the one I have now is much better. There are apparently more ways than one to get a pay-raise!" 

Linda Chow  

 

"I'm only 17 but I was desperate to divorce my mom & dad, because they truly were the most selfish and useless parents that ever lived, and none of us were getting anywhere. They were always broke and they didn't have a brain cell to spare between them. I found another family who had a cute son a year older than me who were ready to adopt me and give me the all the things I need. They had already been with me to see a lawyer. The paperwork had been filed, but I wanted to give the Mom & Dad duo a  letter first that would explain why I was taking such, er, extreme action. I just didn't know what to say, but Dame Wotta Tripp wrote the perfect letter for me. She said she could see my future clearly. Going shopping, gotta go - laters." 

Valerie Mosh 

 

"I really needed to say sorry to someone I care about. I'm not known for my tact or gracious speech and I didn't want to blow it again. I did behave badly, and although I enjoyed it rather a lot at the time I was very sorry afterwards. Dame Wotta Tripp included in the letter that I would pay for any damage, replace the life-jacket and leaf-blower as well as cover the hospital bill. I have been blessed and fortunate because the letter worked. I have been forgiven and am working hard to repair the relationship. I would not hesitate to use this service again in another tight spot." 

Ed McMurtry 

 

"I can't read or write. The lady in the library is writing this for me ("Hi! I'm Elaine Rogers, Eastlake Library, PA.") so I'll keep it short. Wotta Wottever her name is wrote a letter to my neighbour, the b*stard Joe Bradford, who has been trying to get his hands on my property for a quarter century. I couldn't read what it said but I stuck it in his mail-box rather than delivering it in a more intimate way which might have rendered it unreadable. Whatever she said, it worked. Bradford completely ignores me now. I like results, and I got what I paid for." 

Waylon Dyck 

("Hi, it's Elaine again. I'm single, educated, attractive & available. Looking for a clean-cut 'bad boy'. email:elaine@redmail.com) 

 

 

 

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- Grieve & Associates

 

"The rave reviews about Dame Wotta Tripp 's performance are still circulating . Her sizzling presentation wrapped up our awards banquet, both at the Yacht Club and afterwards in the hospital emergency room. She blew us out of the water!"   

- Edge Commerce 2011 Global Sales Kick-Off

 

"Dame Wotta Tripp's customized presentation reinforced our message of client connectivity in a unique and memorable way, while her mentalism demonstrations were not only out of this world, but also eerie! How does she know so much? How does she tell you not only the city and address of your home, but then also describe what the rooms look like from the inside and how you behave in them when you're having an episode?"

- Beyond Hope Mental Health Association 

 

"Dame Wotta Tripp brought laughs, amazement, and fun to our meeting, providing magic audience participation, with people repeatedly appearing and disappearing all night long. This set a perfect tone for our year's-end meeting."

- Association for the Visually Impaired

 

"Thankfully, there is no way that anyone else can do what Dame Wotta Tripp does. During cocktails Dame Wotta mingled with us all and performed some of her one-on-one psychic readings and then remained after her presentation for almost twelve hours, reading minds and talking to our customers, all the while keeping the exit doors magically locked ... incredible!"

- Entwhistle Locksmiths' Association

 

"At our National Manager’s meeting Dame Wotta was fantastic. Her informative, inspirational, yet entertaining presentation struck straight to the heart of the matter. Right after the event her books went flying right off the table! Fortunately, there were few injuries reported and the evenings undertakings continued in a sensational manner. Nobody can hold a candle to her!"

- Phoenix Casket Company, Inc. 

 

"Dame Wotta Tripp's performance stopped traffic & mesmerized the crowd. However, she didn’t stop there, creating a huge buzz at our show by drawing thousands of attendees & successfully driving qualified leads right through our booth. The loud splintering noises attracted a huge crowd. You get more than your money's worth, when you use Wotta Tripp!"

-  Fortune Construction Ltd.

 

"Dame Wotta Tripp did a fantastic job helping our movement become the center of attention on the trade show floor. We more than doubled our total traffic and had a whopping increase in leads. We have never, ever had to change the toilet rolls at our trade show before - we had to change them twice this year! The best money we’ve ever spent!"

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