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Contact Dame Wotta Tripp by Ouija Board  


If you would prefer the discretion and privacy of an ouija board consultation then please avail yourself of this generous personal offer from Dame Wotta Tripp herself, who invites those who wish to have a private sitting with her to contact her using a standard ouija board, or talking board/spirit board, as they are also known.


Contact Wotta Tripp by Ouija Board




Yes, it's true, you can now experience Dame Wotta Tripp as a ghost while she still lives, and all the while at the same time receiving very fine advice! 


The coordinate for reaching Wotta Tripp via the spirit board is:


WTFrequency - dwt99.9yes 







Instructions For Contacting Dame Wotta Tripp by Ouija Board 

Select a time when you and the people who are helping you will be undisturbed while you contact and commune with Wotta Tripp herself. 


You will need the following:  

·        A standard ouija or spirit board. If you don't have one, it will not matter much. Simply follow the instructions in the final section, 'If You Don't Have A Ouija Board'.  

·        3 people, 1 to write down the results and 2 to participate. This can be practiced alone, but results are better with 2 or more people. More than 5 is too many.  

·        A candle. White is best.  

·        A table, round if possible, big enough that you can all comfortably sit around it and small enough that you can easily reach across it.  

·        A paper pad and pen or pencil.  

·        A card with the coordinate dwt99.9yes written on it neatly, exactly as you see it here. Try and write it in purple or violet, but blue, green or black pigment will suffice.  

·        Don't eat chips or popcorn or drink during the séance. Don't chew gum, or scream in an annoying manner if you see a spirit or hear a disembodied voice. What were you expecting at a séance? These habits are distractions which invite failure.  


Select a time when you and the people who are helping you will be undisturbed while you contact and commune with Wotta Tripp. 


Complete the following steps: 

·       Wash your hands, all of you. Wotta Tripp cannot abide a sticky board or planchette.

·      Get out your ouija board together with its planchette or glass piece (for placing your fingers on) and put it on the table, which should also be clean.

·        Place the extra card with the coordinate for Dame Wotta Tripp out on the board where there is room for it.

·        Light a candle to represent the light of protection surrounding you all.

·       Lower the blinds or draw the curtains in a way which will dim the room while still allowing you to see the activity on the board. If it's night, leave one dimmed light on in a corner of the room.

·        Sit at the table with those who are taking part.

·     All hold hands briefly around the table while you say a prayer or conduct a brief meditation asking for protection.

·      Place the planchette or glass directly pointing at or on top of the paper with the coordinate for Dame Wotta Tripp. Everyone concentrate on the image of a jet black but stylish witches hat with a sharp pointy end for around 3-5 minutes. Do not talk.

·      All (except for the one recording the session) place the forefingers of your dominant hand on top of the planchette or glass in a relaxed manner.

·       Do not push or in any way manipulate the pointer. Just ask aloud for Dame Wotta Tripp to be with you and the session will begin after a short wait. The planchette will glide smoothly from letter to letter spelling out messages and answering sensible questions. Now is the time to ask for advice. Do not disturb Dame Wotta Tripp for fun or flippant reasons. You should require real help, and most of you genuinely do. She is not here to chat idly with people.


Things To Be Aware Of 

Watch out for imposters, and should an apparition appear before you during your séance, be aware that there are those who mimic the appearance of Wotta Tripp, right down to her hat and the strangely-decorated cane she uses and in which is concealed a rather special weapon. 


If this should happen to you, face the spectre firmly and ask it the following question in an authoritarian manner: 





Just Say No To Mimes! 



"Wotta Tripp, I have a clown

waiting out in the hall. Can he come in? And Wotta Tripp, there is a mime with him as well who wishes to gain access to our congress. Might he also enter?" 


If the apparition remains the same, or grants the wish, then you know for certain that it is not the genuine Wotta Tripp appearing to you in your visitation! 


The real Dame Wotta Tripp will immediately spring into action, knocking off her astral hat and jumping up and down on it in an enraged manner.  









Stop All Clowns Today!




Wotta Tripp would never knowingly allow a clown or a mime to be at the same time in the interior of a building that she is also temporarily inhabiting, even if she is in the astral acting as a ghost.  


It will be considered a threat to

her person and said clown or/and mime will be justly accosted with the specially-adapted cane that Dame Wotta carries at all times when out and about her business.



She is always well-prepared for just this sort of horrible occurrence. 








Many Great Minds Have Used the Board Before You 

Many well-known people have used the planchette, including Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, who freely admitted that he received many of his best suggestions and ideas from the Ouija board. 


Its practice is not so very dissimilar from that of dowsing, as far as the means by which communications are relayed, but you must be very careful and make sure to use protection before consorting with spirits, as during sex.  


Dame Wotta Tripp hastens to add that the congress she will have with you all will have nothing whatsoever to do with sex, unless she is counselling you on a connected matter via the spirit board. 



If You Don't Have A Ouija Board 

Those who cannot find or afford a ouija board need only to find a smooth table surface, cut out squares and write each letter of the alphabet, and in addition, the numbers 0-9, the words 'yes', 'no' and 'goodbye'


In addition you may add the word 'hello' and the phrase 'I don't know' if you wish to, but there is not much Wotta Tripp does not know, although she is only almost human. 


You will also need a smooth wine glass or glass tumbler that will slide easily across the table upside-down from letter to letter as the messages are spelled out. 


 Now proceed as directed above in the beginning of the 'Instructions For Contacting Dame Wotta Tripp by Ouija Board' section. 


Dame Wotta Tripp cautions all who intend to seek her wise counsel:"We will talk quite soon!" 






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