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Dame Wotta Tripp Advice is the funniest site on the internet. Packed with advice, articles and wicked services, you will be laughing for days. Fresh cries for help are answered in the hilarious advice column twice a week. Laugh, shop in one of several Dame Wotta Tripp Advice stores, interact or join the 'It's Absolutely Scandalous' Group and enjoy the gossip! Dame Wotta Tripp's shadow-humour is sorcerer-dark and perhaps that is why she claims that humor is best 'taken black with no sugar'. Who is she? You decide.
Who is Dame Wotta Tripp? An article about Dame Wotta Tripp and her extraordinary life helping the afflicted.
Dame Wotta Tripp's family history and Earthly credentials are presented in this revealing article.
Dame Wotta Tripp is interviewed by Velociity Starkk of 'Nebula Magazine', who does not fare so well.
Dame Wotta Tripp counsels that she can help even you, and exhorts peope to come to her for advice.
Dame Wotta Tripp's feline familiar, Ishfold - writer, poet and novelist - pens the content for Cat's Corner. Here you will find the wisdom of cats revealed in articles and snippets of catly information.
Dame Wotta Tripp Advice and Cat's Corner are proud to announce Ishfold's first novel, 'Squirrel in the Wind', and offer the prologue here as a sample for visitors and fans to read in advance of the publish date.
Ishfold will write a wicked feline curse for you that can be emailed or texted to a frenemy!
Felidicta is a tiny cat dictionary of intimate cat words that most people don't know, but which of course all educated cats are very familiar with. Translated from Kit-E-Kat, Felidicta will be enlarged over time.
Ishfold, Dame Wotta Tripp's cat, answers letters sent in by his readers and fans.
A reader writes to ask Ishfold if Dame Wotta Tripp is scary in real life.
Penelope sees ghostly cats everywhere and asks Ishfold for help because people think she's crazy.
Caroline offends Ishfold by writing to ask him if he has a girlfriend.
Ishfold advises Tim, who has allergies and coughs all night, what to do to aid his recovery and get some proper rest.
Justine writes to ask Ishfold if he is a fake.
9 year old Stuart asks Ishfold about the nature and language of hyperspace.
A man who has never had a girlfriend writes to Ishfold for advice on finding love.
Geraldine writes to ask Ihfold if she should make special preparations for 2012 and afterwards.
A reader complains regarding the sexuality of fictional squirrels.
Ishfold helps a suffering fan by offering handy medical advice.
A boy writes to Ishfold to ask him if cats usually like having their tails played with.
Ishfold has a funny turn while contemplating the food that McDonalds serves to it's vctims.
Rory Writes to Ishfold for advice about how to make perfect mashed potatoes.
Ishfold the cat's essay about jellyfish.
Ishfold tells the secrets of finding a comfortable, loving new home!
Ishfold tells us how to choose a name wisely for a new kitten or cat companion.
Ishfold writes about the cruelty of not letting a kitten sleep where it chooses to, such as curled up with you on your bed.
Ishfold gives very good advice on how to groom your companion cat and avoid hairballs.
Ishfold explains why it might be your fault if your cat is going bald.
Ishfold writes a small essay on the Horse Chestnut tree & its many benefits for people and cats.
Ishfold explains to everyone that cat's are wonderful creatures who make delightful companions - unless they are stripe-wads, that is!
Ishfold explains how to make guests welcome and make sure to include cats in all of the fun and festivities.
Ishfold attempts to explain to humans how cruel it is to tease or laugh at cats.
Ishfold explains why he wishes that cats had opposable thumbs and wings as well.
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Dame Wotta Tripp gives excellent advice about how men and women should behave when out together on dates, as well as flirting tips for both sexes.
Dame Wotta Tripp explores the many opportunities for accidents to take place during sexual exploits in this article about the hidden dangers of the boudoir.
Dame Wotta Tripp discusses the difference between morals and ethics and the impact that they can have on your life and your relationships.
Dame Wotta Tripp gives useful tips about building up self-confidence and self-assurance so that you will feel good about yourself when you meet people.
Dame Wotta Tripp advises people about difficult emotions and gives tips on self-love and emotional control.
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Dame Wotta Tripp gives sound advice regarding the agonies of teen romance and how to deal with problems - before the texting stops!
Dame Wotta Tripp explains the signs that your partner might be cheating on you and gives advice on what you can do about it.
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Dame Wotta Tripp gives advice about dealing with the dreaded and inevitably painful break-up of a failed relationship.
Dame Wotta Tripp advises what to do after your relationship break-up.
Night Soil is a Moon-Garden of romantic love tips and techniques that will help you to plant seeds of new growth in your life and relationships - brought to you by Dame Wotta Tripp Advice.
'Secrets Of The Night' offers three romantic destinations. You may visit 'Moth Wings', 'Morgasms' or 'Sensual Poetry by Ishfold' to find advice, inspiration, tips, feline poetry and entertaining information to improve your love life.
Dame Wotta Tripp brings to you Moth Wings, a romantic section full of advice for creating a more magical love life. Learn about aphrodisiacs and the secrets of attraction. Find out about the relationship between your dreams and love and discover all about real dream lovers. Learn simple love spells and see the real truth about the famous monument to love, theTaj Mahal, finally revealed.
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Dame Wotta Tripp reveals a secret which casts doubt on the origin of the Taj Mahal while illustrating the difference between ordinary and unconditional love.
What attracts two people to each other? Dame Wotta Tripp examines age-old secrets of attraction to determine how you can maximize your appeal from the very first date through to that first saucy bedroom encounter!
Dame Wotta Tripp examines the nature of dreams.and explains where we go and what we do while we are asleep in this world. Learn how you can take advantage of dreams and open up new worlds in your life.
Are dream lovers real? Dame Wotta Tripp says yes - most definitely! Learn how you can take shameless advantage of the dream world and lure a real dream lover into your life!
The night is for lovers! Dame Wotta Tripp examines the effects of the moon on the human psyche and shows how you can use simple moon-magic to draw love into your life.
Dame Wotta Tripp explains about the two little words that men have used for hundreds of years to lure and seduce women with, and introduces the work of Dafydd ap Gwilym, a long-ago Welsh bard and philanderer, to illustrate her point.
Dame Wotta Tripp brings to you 'Morgasms', full of spicy advice that covers such subjects as tantric sex, orgasms, love games, sex secrets from the past, and for the more unwary, pregnancy and children.
Dame Wotta Tripp explores sex secrets from ancient times, showing how nothing changes very much over time.
Dame Wotta Tripp explores with her readers the function of the orgasm from both a physiological and an esoteric point of view.
Dame Wotta Tripp selflessly shares her knowledge about amazing quantum orgasms and how to have them with her happy readers.
Dame Wotta Tripp tells her readers what causes the crazy feelings associated with being in love and explains what is happening in the brain when those emotions are running riot in your body.
Dame Wotta Tripp shares ideas for saucy games that will liven up your love life and put the fun back in your sexual encounters!
Dame Woltta Tripp shows people how they can use the ancient practice of Tantra today to enhance ther sensual experiences and discover sexual bliss.
Dame Wotta Tripp gives advice to would-be parents and cautions about pregnancy and dealing with the resulting children, reminding her readers that they are wily, cannot be sent back and are never warrantied.
Dame Wotta Tripp's brilliant and intellectual feline familiar, Ishfold, composes sensual poetry for our reading pleasure, providing us with what is perhaps the first glimpse into the creative and poetic mind of a domestic cat.
Ishfold the cat's sensual poem about the fear of losing a cherished love, 'I Dream Of You'.
Ishfold the cat's sensual poem about a lost love, 'Nothing', cuts to the heart of a cat's lonely pain.
Ishfold the cat's sensual poem 'Snow Mouse' highlights betrayal in love and a cat's wish for revenge.
Ishfold the cat's sensual poem 'All Is Vanity' illustrates the sad tale of a cat who ruined her natural charm after undergoing beauty treatments in a bid to become more of a glamor puss.
Ishfold the cat's sensual poem 'Flight of Birds' is a romantic poem about time travel.
Ishfold the cat's sensual poem 'It Isn't Natural' tackles the frequently taboo subject of unnatural love.
Ishfold the cat's sensual poem 'White Cat' is a love poem written about a beautiful faery cat who has stolen away another feline's heart.
Ishfold the cat's sensual poem about his unusual relationship with Dame Wotta Tripp, 'In The Shadow Of Her Hat', explores the themes of dependence versus independence.
Ishfold the cat's sensual poem 'Shy One' is about a bashful feline who is being encouraged to attend a full-moon convention of cats that is being held in the neighbourhood.
'The Freckle' is Ishfold the cat's sensual poem about a beguiling freckle that adorns a certain cat's nose.
'Submit!' is Ishfold the cat's sensual poem written in honour of the ancient lion-headed goddess Sekhmet.
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The Green Cat Shop carries amusing cat-related giftware of all kinds - brought to you by Dame Wotta Tripp and her familiar and feline companion Ishfold, who runs the Cat's Corner.
Dame Wotta Tripp's shop ALCHEMyKOOL offers many magic-related gifts for purchase to her readers and fans.
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Dame Wotta Tripp will provide a Tarot reading or cast the bones for you in your hour of need!
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Dame Wotta Tripp explains to worried people what happens to them after they die, and what exactly it is that they can expect in the 'afterlife'. Finally put your mind at rest and find out the whole truth for yourself!
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Apply here to become the godchild of Dame Wotta Tripp for an entire year of warm, maternal astral contact.
You may submit your application for godchild status to Dame Wotta Tripp here before continuing to the DNA Sample page.
When applying to be a godchild of Dame Wotta Tripp it is required that you give a DNA sample. If selected, this will be necessary before receiving godchild status, so please give your sample at the same time that you apply. Simply follow the instructions on this page. It is simple and painless.
The Happy Godchild Fridge Art Gallery is a place where Dame Wotta Tripp proudly displays the art that her loving godchildren make and send to her during their year of sponsorship, and yes, she does put the pictures on one of her fridges!
Satisfied clients write in with warm testimonials regarding their happy time using the Magick Godmother Service and experiencing the comforting, maternal presence of Dame Wotta Tripp all year round.
The Wotta Tripp Invisible College Of Magick is a place where those fortunate enough to be selected will study the magickal arts under the firm guidance of Dame Wotta Tripp herself.
The Wotta Tripp Invisible College Of Magick is a place where those fortunate enough to be selected will study the magickal arts under the firm guidance of Dame Wotta Tripp. Find out more about this magical opportunity which is offered only to the few and far between.
Dame Wotta Tripp invites you to browse the curriculum that is offered at the 'Wotta Tripp Invisible College of Magick (WOTTICOM).
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Dame Wotta Tripp's Letter Writing Service offers a sample letter for your perusal. This letter was prepared for someone who has a crooked and deceitful business partner.
An example of a letter ordered by a man who has determined to quit his unpleasant employment and nasty supervisor.
A 'Dear John' letter ordered by a reader and crafted personally by Dame Wotta Tripp for maximum impact.
Dame Wotta Tripp helps someone to lose a selfish, unreliable friend.
Wotta Tripp helps a man to keep his awful mother-in-law permanently away.
Dame Wotta Tripp helps someone apologize to a loved one.
Wotta Tripp writes a bizarre proposal of marriage for a man hiding out in an English cave.
Satisfied clients write in with glowing testimonials about their amazing experiences using the Wotta Tripp Letter Writing service.
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Make a written confession to Reverend Dame Wotta Tripp. Follow the instructions to unburden yourself
The penances prescribed by Reverend Dame Wotta Tripp are listed in this section as a guideline. Please read the page thoroughly after your confession and select the penance(s) that closest fits your particular sin(s).
Dame Wotta Tripp gives absolution to those who are burdened with unwholesome - even very disturbing - secrets. If they are entirely horrible you will be sent for punishment and possibly even Wottribution. That will certainly teach you to try a little harder!
Reverend Dame Wotta Tripp has very kindly granted you absolution. What a very great relief!
Dame Wotta Tripp metes out Wottribution to those who seek a greater atonment and also to repeat offenders who have gone a lot too far and warrant a sterner, more virulent type of punishment.
If you have chosen or been selected for 'Wottribution', your ordeal has now begun. For certain people it will necessarily be harsh, but once over with, they will feel all squeaky-clean.
Reverend Dame Wotta Tripp cauttions those who have arrived on this page to experience punishment that they should read the instructions very carefully to prepare themselves for the ordeal ahead. The sufferer will need firm resolve, because once activated, the automatic process of punishment cannot be easily stopped and they will be a fee charged to do so.
A tour of Dame Wotta Tripp's dungeon, where the errant spirits of almost hopeless cases are temporarily restrained so that they can do no further damage. Dame Wotta Tripp labours hard to rehabilitate these tortured but dangerous souls.
Contented clients send in testimonials regarding their heartfelt relief after undergoing confession, punishment and Wottribution and feeling the weight of past sins drop from them as the burden of an ass drops to the ground at the end of a long day.
Dame Wotta Tripp deals with the concerns of anxious readers who want to know if the world ended in 2012. A complex subject, Dame Wotta Tripp is more than fitted for the task, and is here to address people's fears and soothe them, letting them know that all is well!
Dame Wotta Tripp's personal radio station provides unusual listening for her visitors.
Dame Wotta Tripp is an advisor on earthly matters to FIFF, the Federation for Intergalactic Far-Flung Freedom. Learn about FIFF here.
Contact Dame Wotta Tripp by e-mail.
Would you rather contact Dame Wotta Tripp by Ouija board? Instructions for contacting her during a spirit-board séance in order to receive a free consultation can be found right here!
Dame Wotta Tripp has been giving excellent advice to disturbed persons since well before 1873. Read some of the pitiful cries for help she receives daily and see the wisdom of Dame Wotta Tripp in action as she solves problems and helps deliver people from their terrible situations.
Dame Wotta Tripp advises a man who is working on a breeding experiment to discover the benefits of crossing a chicken with a duck.
Dame Wotta Tripp counsels a young farmer who is being taken advantage of by his entire family.
Dame Wotta Tripp receives an insult in a letter written to her advice column and feels that she must discipline the writer.
A woman with an ostrich farm writes for advice telling Dame Wotta Tripp that she secretly hates the birds that took over her life at an early age, preventing her from fulfilling her dreams.
A lady writes for advice to Dame Wotta Tripp in a panic after shooting her husband dead and finding a tiny image of herself imprinted on his retina.
A man who wishes to throw salad dressing all over his bride and guests at his own up-coming wedding due to a fetish gets a dressing-down from Dame Wotta Tripp.
After loneliness drives a person to steal somebody and lock them up for three months in a basement, they write to Dame Wotta Tripp for advice on giving the abducted victim back.
A young girl falls head-over-heels in love with a serial killer - who else could she turn to for advice but Dame Wotta Tripp?
Henry Hatter passes away in a freak accident that not even Dame Wotta Tripp could avert! All she can do is comfort his shattered family.
A young lady receives the unusual offer of an otherworld fairy marriage while waiting at the bus stop, and Dame Wotta Tripp attempts to make her see what a lucky girl she is!
A terrible fate awaited those who crosed this jealous teen when she tried her hand at black magic and inadvertently wreaked havoc. Can Dame Wotta Tripp help?
A series of misadventures with candles and snakes cause a dreadful situation during the 'Blissful Flutters' introductory course to Tantric sex. What will Dame Wotta Tripp recommend?
A person who is intent on researching whether or not chickens cross roads receives a stern reaction from Dame Wotta Tripp, who feels her time is being wasted.
Dame Wotta Tripp counsels a broken man who had a terrible experience one night after being trapped in a public house after-hours.
Dame Wotta Tripp counsels a woman who plans to shoot her cheating lover in the ego, believing it to be the largest area of the body and wishing to know whereabouts it is.
Dame Wotta Tripp attempts to help a young lady who is pregnant due to an alien abduction.
A ouija board used foolishly in a teen game unleashes a demon that leads to Shifty the dog's demise and Mitzi's possession. Only Dame Wotta Tripp knows what will happen next.
A distressed neice pleads for help from Dame Wotta Tripp when an uncle disturbs the entire household eating eggshells and crunching them in an extremely noisy manner each day.
Someone wasting Dame Wotta Tripp's time receives only a veiled threat in reply from the impatient 'first lady' of advice
According to Dame Wotta Tripp, the planet is packed full of creatures who deliberately attempt to imbibe alcohol for its pleasurable and intoxicating effects.
Thinking too deeply about dust has eerie consequences for a person with OCD. Can Dame Wotta Tripp help?
A group of men from a distant land contact Dame Wotta Tripp because they have a very important question for her.
Dame Wotta Tripp is asked for help by a woman who once believed she could see fairies and would now like to be able to see real ones.
A sexist Australian farmer loses his wife and then complains to Dame Wotta Tripp hoping for advice, which he liberally receives.
A girl is certain that the animals she loves and that her relatives disapprove of are cleaner than some of her family members, so she asks Dame Wotta Tripp for moral support.
Dame Wotta Tripp thinks that a boyfriend who believes unsubstantiated gossip about his girl may not be worth keeping around.
A naiive and immature would-be aviator lacking a shrewd business head might get more than he bargained for when he writes to Dame Wotta Tripp for advice.
Dame Wotta Tripp receives a happy up-date letter from Phillip Bruce Nugent VII in Australia, whose Sheila was missing.
Dame Wotta Tripp has little compassion for a letter-writer who seems to have lost all hope.
When a man's wife repeatedy puts him out with the garbage each week Dame Wotta Tripp knows it's time to help him out.
A sinister overnight visit with an elderly aunt almost costs a man his life, and Dame Wotta Tripp must warn him never to return unless he wants to sleep with the ornamental koi in aunty's garden pond.
Dame Wotta Tripp gives some matter-of-fact advice to a woman experiencing bad luck.
A distressed schoolboy writes to Dame Wotta Tripp explaining he sold his soul and now wants it back. Wotta Tripp delivers a stern warning regarding the marketing of souls in general.
Dame Wotta Tripp recounts the sad story of a man who meets a sorry end in Kentucky at the hands of militant right-wing cabbage whites.
Happy clients submit testimonials about their resolved issues after writing to Dame Wotta Tripp for advice.
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