All Is Vanity

You didn't need the nose-bleaching - now look at you, my lady! 

You'll never be the same - all is vanity!

Something went badly wrong 

and changed your lovely song; 

You didn't need the Botox - the height of feline folly - 

Although I love you still - all is vanity! 

You were perfect before 

You stepped through that doctor's door. 

You were my heartsong - now look at you my lady -

You'll never be the same - all is vanity

You were a pearly rose 

with a cinnamon nose, 

Your nose was dark yet understated, as lovely as could be, 

Yet now it looks like bubblegum - and all is vanity! 

by Ishfold