After all, your life has been
ABSOLUTELY SCANDALOUS!
and Dame Wotta Tripp knows it!
Tell her what really goes down on the mean streets. And more importantly, in kitchens, living rooms, gymnasiums, gardens, woods, fields, banks, alleys, bus stations, sheds, bathrooms, restaurants, headmasters offices and shoe shops.
Oh, & bedrooms & closets.
Quickly, join the most alarming group online:
IT'S ABSOLUTELY SCANDALOUS!
Even members of the furry community are welcome. Wotta Tripp will personally make them very, very sorry.
IT'S ABSOLUTELY SCANDALOUS!
You could always just
IT'S ABSOLUTELY SCANDALOUS!