If you are ready to be absolved of sin, light a
candle now to indicate that you have completed your penance & are truly
sorrowful for the large amount of trouble you have probably caused.
If you have no candle then you
can substitute by turning on an electric light or
torch.
In an emergency you may light a flare or
set off a firework or other small explosive device.
You need have no fear of being forgotten,
for Dame Wotta Tripp will notice your action wherever you are in any time
zone & grant you your absolution.
Please Note: Lighting a cigarette or spliff as a substitute
does not illicit a response and your absolution absolutely depends on you
being truly sorry. DWT.
You will agree that you now long to feel the gentle, loving balm of Dame Wottaa Tripp's
benevolent forgiveness as she grants you
complete absolution.
IS YOUR CANDLE
LIT?

Click the Absolution
Candle
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