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Dame Wotta Tripp - Advisor to the Living & the Dead

  

 

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DAME WOTTA TRIPP'S EXPERT ADVICE COLUMN
Dear Dame Wotta.... Dame Wotta Tripp is always ready to advise you regarding your many personal problems.

Email her with your concerns and if you are fortunate your letter and her personal answer might appear shortly in the advice section.

There are those who call my advice twisted, but the powerful always have jealous enemies, and I always say ...

...HUMOR & ADVICE ARE BEST TAKEN BLACK WITH NO SUGAR. 

 

Dame Wotta Tripp - Consutant to the Living & the Dead

 

Dame Wotta Tripp received her title by accident, as related in the interview available on this site, but her incredible powers are both hereditary and legendary.

 Since that time she's been steadily giving advice to thousands of thankful folks.

Wotta is an ancient Anglo Saxon name which means 'Wise Beyond Knowing'.

Dame Wotta shares her occult and temporal powers freely, yet also her down-to-earth, tell it like it is plain Good Advice!

There is insufficient room here to speak of her incredible array of talents, but, as Rob Kent once said: 'To be near her is to experience true genius'.

Artist, writer, seer, magican, astrologer, expert on the occult and the human psyche, possessor of a genuine genie in a flask -

Wotta Tripp is all that!

 

WELCOME!

Dame Wotta Tripp would like to thank you personally for visiting this web site, even though she might not actually know you. Nevertheless she would prefer that you enjoy your visit, so do try. 

 

If you are here to visit the Confessional, then naturally you might be feeling nervous at the thought of what you are about to divulge, and probably with good reason. Do not worry - the Reverend Dame Wotta Tripp is ordained and so is able to grant absolution and solace, as well as mete out justice to the very wicked in the form of Penance, Punishment and Wottribution

If you have been particularly wicked you can order a Darn Good Telling Off, a wonderful opportunity to be personally berated by Dame Wotta Tripp herself! 

If you feel you need a more constant steadying influence in your life you may apply to become Wotta Tripp's Godchild through her highly acclaimed  'Magick Godmother Service'

Of course you might just be present to read the Advice Letters, having no personal problems of your own, yet seeking an answer for a close friend or family member...

Night Letters is the place to visit if you if you need advice about matters of the heart and intimacy issues.

Or perhaps you would like to shop at the Wotta Works store, browsing among the superior products provided for you by Dame Wotta Tripp with her own fair hands.

Dame Wotta Tripp suspects that some of you would like to avail yourself of her magickal skills. Feel free to do so in the Spells & Magickal Services department.

While you are visiting you may send free E-Cards to friends, enemies or frenemies.

But what if you need to say something to someone but cannot face them? Pay Dame Wotta Tripp to write to them for you, because she will always know what to say to your boss, your in-law or your soon-to-be ex loved one. Use her Letter Writing Services and add a spell if you so choose.

Naturally you may write a letter to her confidentially if you are seeking advice, and she will then make it public in her column. 

Visit the Cat's Corner and discover what Ishfold, Dame Wotta Tripp's trusted familiar and animal companion thinks about all you human beings.

And you will certainly want to know more about who Dame Wotta Tripp really is. Learn a little more Here and There.

Dame Wotta Tripp's certificates of authenticity can be scrutinized in Credentials. On rare occasions her Presence alone is not enough for the less sensitive person and paperwork is required. You know who you are. Those more finely tuned naturally trust her implicitly. 

Wotta Tripp is aware that many of you are eager to learn more about romance.

Wotta Tripp Dating has much to offer you, with various dating groups, an active 'Personals' section and the ever-popular 'Wotta Arrangement' arranged marriages service. 

Is your own behaviour reprehensible? Perhaps you behave impeccably but those around you do not? You are cordially invited to join Dame Wotta Tripp's scandalous internet group, 'Absolutely Scandalous!'

So thank you for visiting, dear reader. Dame Wotta Tripp is very much at your service.

 

DWT Notice 

 

And Remember...  

...Dame Wotta Tripp Sees All of YOU!

Dame Wotta Tripp Sees All Of You 

 

 

Spill Your Guts to Dame Wotta Tripp

 

 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Dame Wotta Tripp Is For Hire!
Pay her good money to destroy your rival's (or your own) website, magazine or company with her exemplary advice and articles. No business too large!

Testimonials:

"Once you see her, you will never forget her" is exactly true, when you're talking about DWT. Dazzling demonstrations of mind reading! She had the audience in the palm of her hand & blew us away by accurately revealing our inner thoughts! She divulged phone numbers, social security numbers, personal addresses & the names of lovers, all while still making us laugh, smile and dance!"

- Trend Realty Executives Awards 

Dame Wotta Tripp drew vast amounts of business my way due to the publicity surrounding the court case - I would recommend her writing with absolutely no reservations (it's too late anyway) wottsoever.

- London Ted

"We thank Dame Wotta Tripp again for her  presentation which was incredibly entertaining and frankly, astounding! Those of us who are still working here look forward to seeing her at next year's culling."

- Black Tide Commerce, Inc. 

Dame Wotta Tripp Can Help Even You

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"All  barriers of race and custom disappeared because of her phenomenal audience interaction. The fact that Wotta Tripp got a lengthy standing ovation from this diverse group as they tried to find the exit before smoke engulfed the building shows that she is the absolute best!" 

- Grieve & Associates

 

"The rave reviews about Dame Wotta Tripp 's performance are still circulating . Her sizzling presentation wrapped up our awards banquet, both at the Yacht Club and afterwards in the hospital emergency room. She blew us out of the water!"   

- Edge Commerce 2011 Global Sales Kick-Off

 

"Dame Wotta Tripp's customized presentation reinforced our message of client connectivity in a unique and memorable way, while her mentalism demonstrations were not only out of this world, but also eerie! How does she know so much? How does she tell you not only the city and address of your home, but then also describe what the rooms look like from the inside and how you behave in them when you're having an episode?"

- Beyond Hope Mental Health Association 

 

"Dame Wotta Tripp brought laughs, amazement, and fun to our meeting, providing magic audience participation, with people repeatedly appearing and disappearing all night long. This set a perfect tone for our year's-end meeting."

- Association for the Visually Impaired

 

"Thankfully, there is no way that anyone else can do what Dame Wotta Tripp does. During cocktails Dame Wotta mingled with us all and performed some of her one-on-one psychic readings and then remained after her presentation for almost twelve hours, reading minds and talking to our customers, all the while keeping the exit doors magically locked ... incredible!"

- Entwhistle Locksmiths' Association

 

"At our National Manager’s meeting Dame Wotta was fantastic. Her informative, inspirational, yet entertaining presentation struck straight to the heart of the matter. Right after the event her books went flying right off the table! Fortunately, there were few injuries reported and the evenings undertakings continued in a sensational manner. Nobody can hold a candle to her!"

- Phoenix Casket Company, Inc. 

 

"Dame Wotta Tripp's performance stopped traffic & mesmerized the crowd. However, she didn’t stop there, creating a huge buzz at our show by drawing thousands of attendees & successfully driving qualified leads right through our booth. The loud splintering noises attracted a huge crowd. You get more than your money's worth, when you use Wotta Tripp!"

-  Fortune Construction Ltd.

 

"Dame Wotta Tripp did a fantastic job helping our movement become the center of attention on the trade show floor. We more than doubled our total traffic and had a whopping increase in leads. We have never, ever had to change the toilet rolls at our trade show before - we had to change them twice this year! The best money we’ve ever spent!"

- Blinding Insight Movement

 

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 Interview with DWT
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 Cat's Corner - Ishfold, Mog & Widgeon
 Paws for Thought
 Announcing Ishfold's First Novel!
 Hexting - The Power of a Cat's Curse
 Felidicta - A Cat's Dictionary
 Letters to Ishfold
 Is Dame Wotta Scary in Real Life?
 Cats Everywhere!
 Does Ishfold Have A Girlfriend?
 How To Stop Coughing
 Justine Is A Bit Curious
 What Is Hyperspace?
 Helping André to Be Himself
 Star Kittens
 Simply Beastly Book
 Digestive Issues
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 Perfect Mashed Potatoes Every Time
 Out in the Open - Essays by Ishfold
 The Jellyfishies
 Procuring A Human
 Naming Your New Kitty
 Where Does Your Cat Or Kitten Sleep?
 Cat Grooming
 It May Be Your Fault That Your Cat Is Going Bald!!
 The Horse Chestnut Tree
 Cats Are Absolutely Wonderful!
 Making Guests Welcome
 Looking Reproachfully At People
 Opposable Thumbs and Wings
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 Cold Dawn
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 My Spud-Muffin
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 Please Arrange My Marriage, Wotta Tripp!
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 Night Letters Romance and Relationship Advice
 How To Meet The Right People
 How To Behave When You Go On A Date
 The Dangerous Side Of Love
 Your Decision - Ethics Versus Morals
 How To Become More Confident
 Do Your Emotions Betray You?
 Effective Communication
 How Can I Save My Relationship?
 Money And Romance
 Turn The Heat Up Under Your Relationship
 Keeping Your Relationship Fresh
 In-Laws And Other Monstrosities
 Interference And Manipulation
 Teen Romance
 Is Your Partner Having An Affair?
 How To Catch Them Cheating!
 The Break-Up
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 Night Soil - A Moon-Garden of Tips for a Better Relationship
 Secrets Of The Night
 Moth Wings
 Foods Of Love
 The Real Taj Mahal
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 The Nature Of Dreams
 Dream Lovers
 Lover's Moon - Love Spells
 Just Two Little Words
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 What Is An Orgasm?
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 I Dream Of You
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 In the Shadow Of Her Hat
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 What Happens When I Die, Dame Wotta Tripp?
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 How To Apply For Godchild Status
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 Submit Your DNA Sample Here
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 Fire Your Hideous Boss
 Dump Your Cheating Lover
 Lose Your Selfish Unreliable Friend
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 I'm Very, Very Sorry
 Will You Marry Me?
 Letter Writing Service Testimonials
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 Craig Dooley - the 'Darn Good Telling Off' you ordered has now arrived
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 Written Confession
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 Wottribution Has Begun!
 Punishment
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 Did The World End In 2012, Dame Wotta Tripp?
 Beyond 2012 Questions With Answers From Dame Wotta Tripp
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 A Slight Magical Hiccup
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 When it Comes to the Crunch
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 The Dreadful Secrets of Dust
 Dear Dam Wotta Tipp Lady
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